normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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