I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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