Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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