no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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