I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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