Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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