OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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