Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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