I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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