Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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