Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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