To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown