My cat gives me a boner
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.