he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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