operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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