I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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