he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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