You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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