I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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