I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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