i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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