I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
