Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Randomize
