i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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