: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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