If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We had to coat check the pizza.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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