True but thats because hes a fetus.
they need to just BURY HIM!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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