I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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