Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My dick has a subreddit
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
