hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
So vagazzling was a success
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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