I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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