bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Who died my cat blue again?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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