I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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