I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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