So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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