We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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