His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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