Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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