i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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