Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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