East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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