Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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