real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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