The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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