Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
