just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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