ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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