butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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