He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
one might say we're banned from that church
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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