you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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