they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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