he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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