dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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