I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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