I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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